Chillin on Msn	Day after Release	Me and my Woman	Morning Bath
Updating Judsmovies	Extremely High	Lookin all Sexy	Stole a Snowboard
Free Guitar	My Ex Girlfriend	Escaping from Park Rangers	Ladies man!

I might not be the best looking guy in the world but the ladies love me! [Figure 1a] I have to wear this neat helmet because it keeps the voices out. When the voices get in, I forget to update and fuck up the daily movie sometimes and people dont like that. Sometimes in my commentaries I write about really screwed up things and people question how I was raised, I assure you I was brought up 100% perfectly normal. [Figure 1b] The only Traumatic event I can remember is the time I walked in to my brothers room to see him exercising naked with another man. [Figure 1c] He assured me, it was perfectly natural and that all guys exercise together like that. It took me about 4 years, but I finally realized he was a colon puncher.

[Figure 1a]

[Figure 1b]

[Figure 1c]

2.Why did the Server use to be soo slow and go down all the time?

Let me tell you, alot of people tried to keep the best pornsite on earth down, mostly a bunch of middle east extremists that did not want me sharing soo much porn [Figure 2a].. Unfortunately they succeded, the server was down all the time and Juds was known as the only Pornsite in existence that was Open 9-5, monday to friday. This started to really piss me off, people couldnt get as much porn as before, so I decided to arm myself [Figured 2b] Like clock work, those bastards tried hijacking my server, but this time, I had a little surprise for them, the kind that fires off 60 rounds per second. It was an insane fire fight, I managed to wound one of the crazies and this taught them not to fuck with my server again. [Figured 2c]

[Figure 2a]

[Figure 2b]

[Figure 2c]

3. Is Juds run out of your Parents Basement or something?

Ofcourse not! However, JudsMovies did start out in my house while I was attending highschool [Figure 3a]. Man those were the days. When I graduated from highschool I decided to work on Juds Fulltime, I learned 3 months in, that you cannot make a living giving away free porn. I learned the hardway and ended up on the streets. This did not stop my mission, I knew people wanted free porn and I would do anything to give it to them.[Figure 3b] I started making a little bit of decent money and hired this really nice homeless guy to run the site for me [Figure 3c], as I wanted to attend University. He could barely formulate sentences or spell, needless to say, people didnt realize I was gone.

[Figure 3a]

[Figure 3b]

[Figure 3c]

4. So you go to University now? Yeah right!

I swear I do! and I am almost done too! I cant wait!. I am a fourth Year student at Harvard Medical School, studying Neroudosiatic Aquatic Deviation Sciences (NADS). Ok not really, hell that wasnt even funny, its late, what can I say... I am really just a 4th year University student in Ottawa Ontario, and Juds has been with me long before first year. Alot of long time juds visitors will remember how much I bitched about my Roomates, fuck i hated to them. To this day I still get a cold sweat when I think about how nuts they use to drive me. Leave it to my luck to be placed in Special Education housing with the biggest 3 head cases on campus, starting off we have "Sac" (yes thats his name) [Figure 4a]. He was disowned by his family in China and was sent to study over in Canada.. Sac dropped out of school the first week, refunded his tuition and bought a whole lots of cats..Within 3 months, he owned the largest Chinese Food Franchise in Ottawa..My second roomates name was Paul. [Figure 4b] Paul was one of those gay guys in denial, every word out of his mouth was something about how he was fucking bitches left and right.. Everyone knew he was gay, except him. He was super overcompensating, but everyone just played along. My last roomates name was Jon. [Figure 4b] Jon never left the house, as a matter of fact, he would wait intill everyone had left the house and he would eat all our food. He would even open packages my parents sent me, assuming they were sending me food. God I hated this lardass, I would of loved to kick his ass, but he honestly had like 500 lbs on me. He use to take the biggest and raunchiest dumps too, they smelled our place up for hours, nobody could use the bathroom for like a full day.

[Figure 4a]

[Figure 4b]

[Figure 4c]

5. Now that you are Famous, do you meet lots of Pornstars?

Hell Yeah! Pornstars love me, I've met pretty much all of them, but only have pictures with a couple.. Actually, last month Peter North almost fought me in the bathroom at a porn convention because I mistakenly called him "Rocco". He took one look at my helmet and must of felt sorry for me, he volunteered to take a picture with me to make up for the misunderstanding.[Figure 5a]. I also met Aria Giovanni at the porn convention, she whispered into my ear that she wanted to make sweet sweet love to me, I had to turn her down, she just isnt good enough for me [Figure 5b]. And last but not least, I met Krystal Steale, God damn she is soo fine. [Figure 5c]. I asked her how come she doesnt take it in the Ass and likes to Avoid Cumshots on Camera.. She told me to gofuckmyself and walked away right after this picture was taken.

[Figure 5a]

[Figure 5b]

[Figure 5c]

6. With Your Stunning Good Looks, how can YOU be single?

I know it is hard to believe, but Yeah I am single. I've had tons of girls basically just get with me for my rugged good looks and charming personality but I just needed more. My first girlfriend was very talented at what she did, but at the fear of getting dickhead cancer, I had to break up with her. [Figure 6a] I often get alot of juds visitors sending me pictures of girls that want me, Its really hard to pick just one as they are all so beautiful. I just got this picture sent in yesterday. [Figure 6b] My last girlfriend was spawned in Hell I think, truly 100% evil and I often wonder who she's banging right now..I guess its just nice knowing she will never get anyone as good looking as me again.[Figure 6c]

[Figure 6a]

[Figure 6b]

[Figure 6c]

7. Did you ever have any other jobs?

Yeah definetly, not many people can Live off a pornsites income (5000/year). I worked as a male stripper for a while [Figure 7a]. I didnt have alot of demand for some reason so I started looking for other work. Thankfully the nice people at UPS gave me a try, unfortunately they over estimated my driving ability. [Figure 7b] The most recent job I was fired from was working as an X-ray technition, I sorta got caught on the job ugh. [Figure 7c] I really do love Judsmovies though, It gives me the ability to remain working below the poverty rate while never having to leave my house. I can comfortably sit on my ass in jogging pants all day while smelling my own gasses.

[Figure 7a]

[Figure 7b]

[Figure 7c]

8. What do you do for Fun?

I like to get really drunk sometimes, unfortunately I always stand out because I drink like a pussy, I like those little tutty fruity drinks that bitches like. Beer seems to rot my stomach, my friends always make fun of me for drinking like a little pussy. They are ALWAYS fucking with my shit too, bastards [Figure 8a]. Sometimes we go do stupid things, like naked dirtbiking [Figure 8b], its great for a full body tan, yeah I realize its super super gay, but Please see Question 6, I am a full time ladies man.. Lately I have really wanted to just get in touch with my life, so I decided to join a naked protest group.. I cant believe someone snapped this picture of me, I feel sorta violated, but oh well. [Figure 8c] Girls I didnt know where calling me for weeks, I am not sure why.

[Figure 8a]

[Figure 8b]

[Figure 8c]

9. What kind of Car do you drive?

Another misconception about us porn people, you think we are all rich as hell, Well I drive a shitty 1995 Volkswagen Jetta that doesnt start in the Rain or the Snow.. It really isnt even worthy of a picture as it costs me about 1500 a month in repairs. So now it just sits outside rusting away. The thing that really sucks is, I cleaned toilets for months in order to afford that car [Figure 9a]. I've been talking to my mom lately, she says if I want to sell my jetta, I can pick up her ride for pretty cheap as she doesnt drive it as much anymore. [Figure 9b] These days I am looking for something with alot of horsepower and comfort.. Maybee I should pick something up like the truck in [Figure 9c]

[Figure 9a]

[Figure 9b]

[Figure 9c]

10. Jud, I want to be in porn, Can you hook me up?

No I really cant unfortunately. I Must get 25 of these emails a day, I would seriously love to hook you up with the job of fucking hot girls for money, but dont you think the gas station would be mad if you quit? Because I have a porn website, does not automatically mean I am the director of some huge Porn filming operation.."Alright folks, thats a Cut..... bring out that judsmovies fan to get his dicksucked by these two hot bitches". Unfortunately it just does not work like that. Besides do you know how many people cannot get it up for the camera? about 90%, so next time you think it is easy to be a pornstar, think again! You also have to cum on command. Now if the scenes only had to be 1 minute long, I would be golden. Anyways, needless to say, I still get alot of people sending me pictures of wanting to be in porn. Here is a recent submission to me.[Figure 10a] This guy wanted to be in straight porn, but for some reason I think he might of met Gay porn. [Figure 10b] wanted to be in any kind of porn, I think he should try losing his virginity first before trying to get in porno so fast. [Figure 10c] I honestly dont even know how to explain, just one of those things that gets sent in and I just stare in total amazement.

[Figure 10a]

[Figure 10b]

[Figure 10c]